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Atomic Robo Out The Wahzoo

We all need out wahzoos cleaned out every now and again . . .

You need Atomic Robo #6. Here’s the low-down; Atomic Robo is trapped in an underground complex, his Action Scientists are captured, and he’s surrounded by a vast army of re-animated cyborg soldiers. Things go downhill from there.

Just give this number, JAN083857, to your local comic shop and they’ll reserve a copy for you. Or if you don’t have a local shop, you can reserve it online. If you’ve been been keeping up with our progress so far, then you’ve probably learned that the only way to guarantee that you will see a given issue is to pre-order it. Stores simply cannot keep these things on their shelves. That’s great for us, but not-so-great for you. So pre-order, dammit!

Or, ignore us and pay the price for your insolence.

BTW, have you seen the preview pages for Atomic Robo #4: There’s a Viking On Mars?

Over at CBR Robo was voted SENSATIONAL CHARACTER FIND OF 2007, by columnist Bill Reed.

“I’m going to give the nod to Atomic Robo on this one. The sarcastic, pragmatic Tesla-built robot commando has been a great addition to the world of comics. If I ever need to be saved from a giant radioactive ant, I’d want this guy to do it.”

 EDIT: Earth-2.net, episode 184 handed out some well deserved praise to Brian for his writing in Atomic Robo.

2007’s I Want To See More of This Damn-it! Atomic Robo. Red5 Comics has been keeping a tally of praise for their titles and it fills my black little heart with glee to see how warmly Atomic Robo has been received by the right thinking, comic book reading, people of the world.

Red5 Comics confirms Atomic Robo Vol.2 This is no news to you guys, but its amazing how many people just don’t read the I Hate Blogs blog or Mechapolis.com.

Phew, okay, that’s enough Robo for now. Lets take a look at my week.

I sort of want to say that it’s been a giant suck-fest, but that would be untrue. It has been VERY busy though. Much busier that I wanted it to be. Dorinda left for her 2 week visit to Poetry Camp. This will be the last time, as she graduates on the 12th and is officially an over-educated, under-employed writer.

Granted, she’s a brilliant writer, and weather she goes into teaching or editing I know she will be great at it. Its nice to see her finishing up her Masters so she can pursue the things she is passionate about.

BUT, on the day she left I had to take Dad-in-Law to his mechanics to check on his car (which just sort of stopped on New Years Eve -that was a fun day of me not working to fix that emergency). Now, Dad is 80 years old. And a little . . hmm, well I’ll just say this; in the very unlikely event that I live to be 80yrs old, I hope that I don’t live to be 80yrs old. He’s like Mr. Magoo with a short temper. His routine was interrupted like a motherfucker and he’s disoriented and freaked out by the whole thing.

But no problem, I’m married to his daughter, (who is just a younger sort of disoriented and freaked out most days), so I can cope. I was wondering how much the repairs would cost and what exactly was wrong, but Dad couldn’t really explain things for the above mentioned reasons. I was ready for a lot of things, but I was not ready to be told by his mechanic (a really sweet man who looks out for Dad’s best interest) that the car was done. Forever.

So now I’m Single-Dad for a fortnight AND I have a non-driving elderly person to take care of. A confused and disoriented elderly person I might add.

Needless to say, my work output had gone down drastically.

Which is really frustrating the shit out of Cupcake -known to you folks as Mrs. McCheezeBurgerHead. “Dumb ass” (as I like to call her in private) spends her days hanging out with me –usually perched on Dorinda’s desk chair napping, tasting my coffee, and eating whatever I happen to put on my desk and leave unattended for 5 seconds.

Her only excitement comes from the scanner. She also loves the printer, but since Dorinda stole the Goddamn printer cable and took it to school, leaving me with only 75% of the computer accessories that I require to DO MY FUCKING JOB, we shall not speak of this. The scanner though . . .

It must be the pretty green light and the whirring, grinding, clockwork noises the thing makes. She goes batshit crazy when I scan pages. Sometimes I like to just scan the same page over and over to watch her go bananas.

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“I wait patiently for my prey . . .”

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“I sense movement!”

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“Wait for it . . .wait for the moment to pounce.”

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“At last, you are mine! Now I shall . . wait -what!?! WHY CAN’T I LIFT THE LID NOW!?!”

And lastly; Right before Christmas Vacation I kept the Widget home from school one day. We rode a train into Boston, spent several hours at the Museum of Science, ate lunch, and came home. Because some times a dad’s gotta roll like that. I took tons of pictures, but since most of them involve the Widget I can’t really share them on this blog. But here are some cool ones not involving her, or if they do, involving something awesome. Something awesome that is not the Widget I mean.

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Cool man-powered watercraft thing.

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Hands-down teh coolest part of the museum. They have a 2 story Van de Graff generator in here and do a lightning show a couple times a day. Soory, but all those pics are Widget-tastic.

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Here’s a really cool plasma tube they had in there though.

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Elsewhere, the Widget was able to make her own tornado and play God by mucking about with it.

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While I have nothing nice AT ALL to say about the new Star Wars movies, this things was pretty damn cool.

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This super detailed reconstruction of the lunar lander would have been amazingly helpful as reference for Robo #4 when I was drawing it . . .last year.

 

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This is the heart, windpipe, and lungs from a sheep. They would hook it up to that tube thing at the top of the frame and make it “breath”. You could then stick your hands in the plastic baggies and touch it. Awesome.

 

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I don’t know what this was all about, but I know I wanted to take it home in a really bad way.

 

EDIT: Its Tuesday morning and I just got back from Town Hall. Today is Primary day here in New Hampshire. It always feels good to vote. Like I’m doing my civic duty. Doing that in a small town seems to reinforce that feeling as everything is on a miniature scale; its cute, quaint, and everyone is chatting as we line up and wait. You keep expecting Andy Griffith to walk in at any moment.

Some people were dressed up for the event. Not me. I got to bed around 1:30am this morning and was up less than 6 hours later trying to get a cranky 7yr old dresses, fed, and off to school. I was all bed-head, halitosis, and red crusty eyes, clutching at a giant Winnie The Poo mug full of coffee. There must be a portion of the Wilton Downtown population that thinks I’m some kind of alcoholic or that I’m running an all-night meth lab in my basement.

No folks, its far worse than that. I draw comics.

Without a doubt the best thing about New Hampshire is that democratic processes still work here. Howard Zin would like NH, if only for this one thing. Voters are actually empowered. There is no broken and unrepresentative Electoral College or city councils to get in the way. I think that Florida in 2000 showed perfectly well that when it comes to choosing Presidents our votes don’t actually count, and that widespread and blatant fraud is easy to get away with. You can argue that all you want, but the verifiable facts are that the popular vote went to Gore.

But here in NH every vote actually counts.

As a State, NH is lacking severely in many ways. While the State moto is “Live Free, or Die”, it really ought to be, “Every Man For Himself”. We have almost zero social safety nets in place. If you are really sick, mentally handicapped, or struggling to keep your head above water in any way, you are fucked in NH.

Officially NH’s stance on this is that it is the People and not the State Govt who is responsible for taking care of those in need and so we rely on a charity-based system for funding most social services. The great irony of this is that NH residents are at the bottom of the lists for giving money to charity. What I think is blindingly obvious is that most people, (myself included), are too wrapped up in their own personal grind to spare much though for the rest of the world. For that very reason you need official institutions whose job it is to look at the greater good. That’s my opinion anyway.

There is a much I will not miss about NH someday, when I live far, far away from here. but I will miss voting and feeling like I did something worthwhile.

 

RANDOM SPLENDOR

Disappearing doors! Totally cool. I can’t wait to see these on Brian L.’s Mini.

I think that last week I had the link to the silly goth pic site. I meant to post these along with it.

 

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12 Responses to “Atomic Robo Out The Wahzoo”

  1. Tetsubo Said:

    I visited the primary polls this morning myself. I can’t say I feel good about it though…

    I like NH and have no desire to ever leave. Just not having a sales tax is reason enough to stay… I would really like a house of my own though…

  2. Scott Said:

    While I enjoy not having a sales tax, or income tax, etc. those are the primary reasons we have no social services. That’s always felt socially immoral to me.

    While there are many things I love about NH, the only thing that keeps me here is my wife.

    I came here because this was were the good flight school was and stayed because it was where the work was. But now that I can work from home I’d really like to relocate. Scotland would be ideal.

    But obviously we have a responsibility to Dorinda’s dad, so moving is not even a topic for discussion for a few years yet.

    I’ll sure miss my friends when it happens though. :)

  3. WiltonJeff Said:

    There’s a good video on Youtube about the way we hand-count ballots in Wilton. I’ve gone down to Town Hall several times after the polls close; very cool experience that I recommend if you ever get the chance.

    It’d be really hard to steal an election in Wilton.

    (Let’s see; do hyperlinks work in your comments?)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQMGIjChINA

    But my favorite thing about NH democracy is the Town Meeting. Like you said, there’s no town council or faceless bearucracy to get in the way. Townspeople all show up at the same place and time each year and vote on whether to buy a new fire engine or whatever. VERY cool.

  4. susie Said:

    You know, I once saw Howard Zin here in Wilton. I think he gave a talk at the Pine Hill Waldorf school here in town. I can’t remember if it was the same night, but I also saw Noam Chomsky give a talk here too! Noam was a nice guy, I remember being great with child (the Boy) and he and I met at the same doorway. He graciously insisted that I go first, and even smiled in the general direction of my unborn child! I’m pretty convinced this is why my son has such a way with words…

  5. Brian #1 Said:

    Ha, look at all those lame RPG books in the cat pictures.

    LOSER.

    Never you mind that I can name most of them.

    And own them :(

  6. Tetsubo Said:

    Scott’s RPG collection is a sad and pathetic thing!

    I have 60′ of shelf space dedicated to RPGs!

    I crush him!

    Amazingly enough I am married…

  7. Yet another Brian Said:

    You’ll never see something so lame and weird as disappearing doors on my MINI. Rocket launchers, flame throwers, razor-sharp spinny-hubcap thingies, sure. But no disappearing doors!

    And a Lincoln Mark VIII? What were they **thinking**?!

    You heading to Vericon, Scott? I see that Pete Abrams of Sluggy Freelance fame (well, he’s famous to _me_…) will be there.

  8. jay Said:

    The United States of Amnesia really mucked up with not making a bigger stink over the Great Debacle of 2000. The Electoral College nonsense should have been rendered moot decades ago.
    But the politicians loooooooooove the illusion of democracy. Meanwhile, The People seemingly just want to know when Seinfeld (or whatever) is on…
    Sad.

    Nice to continually see Atomic Robo getting more and more press!

  9. Scott Said:

    Ooh boy, lots to respond to.

    Jay -Yeah . . . agreed. :( Thank God I have Robo at least.

    Jeff -great video. It wanted to redirect me to my archives, but I pasted the URL into a new window and that worked. Usually links in the Comment section work just fine.

    I think my favorite part was the acid-washed butt ballots. Who the hell is wearing acid-wash in 2004?!

    That video basically summed up what I love about Wilton and NH.

    Susie- yay your first post to my silly blog.

    Zin was here!?! I hope it was before we moved to town or I will never forgive myself for missing that.

    Noam Chomsky I can take or leave. I agree with him on many things but he sets of my crazy-o-meter.

    Pine Hill and High Mowing also sort of trigger my crazy-o-meter a little. :P

    Y.A. Brian -What’s Vericon? And I still think your Mini would be dope with the disappearing doors. And flame throwers.

    #1 Brian and Tetsubo -Quality over quantity. RPGs are like comic books to me.

  10. John Said:

    Great job on the new PWJ! No doubt you’ll be hearing from Marvel again. I can’t wait for Robo #4. Each issue is better than the previous one. I’m looking forward to sporting my new Robo tee shirt (hint, hint:) Do the kids at school make fun of the Widget for wearing that giant sticker on her face in public? (ha, ha.)

  11. Brian M. Said:

    NH voters certainly made the pollsters look silly, because they went from talking about a 9 point loss for Hillary as a moral victory to having to explain how they were 13 to 14 points off.

    It will be interesting to see who is left standing after Super Tuesday.

  12. Tetsubo Said:

    The one thing that the NH Primary has taught me is this: Do not listen to pollsters…

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