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Fat-Ass on FatEye.com

The big news this week is on FatEye. So Cheryl Senter (who I mentioned last post) came over to the house and followed me around with a camera and some recording equipment. My wee little mind is still being blown by the whole experience. Though I was basically on the verge of vomiting from nerves the entire time, I still really enjoyed the experience. At some point I should hear from one of the local papers about a print article that will go with this slide show thing. I’m equal parts flattered and embarrassed about it. And for the record –if I had had ANY idea that we would be upstairs taking pictures I would have cleaned my shit-hole bedroom!

So there ya go. Watch it and gain a freaky insight into my daily life.

That was last Monday. On Sunday I went down to Boston for this month’s Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School. I had an even better time than the Mother’s Day gig, though I was pretty sad that Dorinda couldn’t go with me. For one thing she has this magical ability to navigate through Boston which I totally lack, so I was terrified of getting lost in the Bean Town Labyrinth and being forced to convert to life as a Cambridge art yuppie just to survive. For another thing, since starting this whole art thang, hanging out with my wife has become an entirely fantastic experience. Its like we’ve just met and are a couple of goofy kids just fartin’ around. For anyone who is still a goofy kid, you know what I mean.

I luvs her mucho!

The only up-side to going solo was that I was able to relax my guard a little. Dee will be the first to tell you that she is insanely jealous. She explains it as a natural genetic byproduct of being Irish. Now, I have some Irish in me, and a whole mess of Scottish and I am about as un-jealous as a person can be. So as far as I can determine her attitude towards me and my interactions with other women have less to do with “Irish” and more to do with “Crazy”. It also has something to do with weather or not its Tuesday and weather or not she stirs the cream in her coffee clockwise or counter-clockwise that morning.

Now I KNOW no one will believe this, but the fact that there are nearly nekkid, attractive girls at Dr. Sketchy’s is totally besides the point for me. There’s music, there’s drinkies, and there’s a bunch of other artists there. The fact that there’s a model as well is totally incidental to me. I would have been just as happy if someone had said, “Hey, lets draw elephants!” I just like getting out amongst my own kind –‘cause they’re pretty thin on the ground here in Wilton.

This month’s model, Mary Widow, was great. She struck some really fun, dynamic poses and she had fantastic costumes. Her husband-to-be, J. Cannibal MC’ed the event and we did several fun contests.

Other than that I’ve been plowing through the inks on KOD2. I just finished up a batch of pages this morning and I’m pretty pleased with them.

The rest of the week will be spent inking as many more pages as I can manage and getting ready for Wizard World Philly –I hope to see some of you there!

This blog’s Random Splendor is videogame related. I love a good videogame. I really enjoy immersing myself in the fantasy of the game and enjoying the ride. Then wishing that shooting shit was more socially acceptable when I here the idiots that aren’t gamers blame school shootings and drug dealers on Super Mario Party.

Fucktards!

Banned X-Box 360 Commercial

The Real Reason Hitler Lost WWII

Oh and before I forget, here are the 4 finished sketches from Dr. Sketchy’s! The Freddy Kruger is based on a one minute thumbnail I did at the start of the show –I liked the pose so much that I elaborated on it at home, and now Mary Widow seems to be using it as her MySpace avatar. Rockin’!

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14 Responses to “Fat-Ass on FatEye.com”

  1. The Best Brian Said:

    Thanks to your first picture, we now need to upgrade our Octorilla to a Meroctorillamaid.

  2. Zack Said:

    Dude, you seem to seriously love what you do. You seem so wise in what you had to say in that slide show.

    I can only hope that I’m still doing this at tha point in life. :)

  3. Naomi Said:

    Can I barrow some pencils? Apparently, yours are magic pencils.

    I wanted to go to the dr. Sketchy classes, but never had the time or transportation. Glad to hear you had fun!

  4. Scott Said:

    Hey, there’s Dr. Sketchy in Brooklyn too. And several other big cities -its even international.

    Haha, Zack thinks I’m wise. He’s sooooo doomed.

  5. Anton Swartz IV Said:

    We all are .. So .. you ever get in the store scott? ..

  6. Ryan Keough Said:

    Nice segment Scott… looks like Cheryl had some fun too! Man, you crap more talent in the morning than I could ever amass in a lifetime! Good on ya!

  7. Brian M. Said:

    Scott, you may have some Irish blood in you, but it’s not female Irish blood. The red headed lasses from the Emerald Isle tend to be a wee bit possessive when it comes to their men.

  8. Tetsubo Said:

    I just think it’s because Scott is so dreamy…

    *sigh*

  9. Ethan Said:

    Both the Youtubes link to the 360 commercial. Pretty funny though.

  10. Scott Said:

    Aw, that’s a bummer about the links. But if you put “The Real Reason Hitler Lost WWII” into the YouTube search you’ll find it -its a riot.

  11. John Said:

    Congrats on the FatEye thing. You’re a bastard–now I have even more admiration for you and your art. The drawings from your Dr. Sketchy session are great, especially Ms. Kruger. I plan on attending the Dr. Sketchy in July. Hope to see you there! P.S. Give my online portfolio a mini-critique when you have a spare second. Thanks!

  12. Naomi Said:

    There IS a Dr. Sketchy in Brooklyn! Thanks Scott! Now I can take a “sick” day sometime and go learn me some art!

    BTW, I tried to email you about a commission, but your email won’t go through. Could you send me an email and can reply?

  13. aliza shapiro Said:

    see, the only time i get jealous is when people have more fun at my events when i’m not there than when i am! damn it.

    but then i’m a jew. actually, i don’t know what that means in the scheme of things. oh. and there’s a copy of the ethical slut on my nightstand. at all times.

    glad you had fun. please post your drawings to the comments section of our dr. sketchy’s boston page.

  14. Scott Said:

    N -that may be because my “vacation” filter was turned on while I was away. I’ll try to remember to drop an email to you in the morning, and you should try again too.

    A -I’ve added “post sketches” to my massive post-roadtrip list. may take a couple days.

    And I was pretty sad that you weren’t at Dr’ S last weekend. So don’t worry your little Jewish head. :D

    But the fact that Mary and J. were a polished act ramped things up a notch. Hope to see more of that again.

    I am SO Googling the Ethical Slut now . . .

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