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Archive for January, 2007

Dick Cheney; A Glass Is Half Full Kind of Guy

Monday, January 29th, 2007

So says our mildly retarded Commander in Chief anyway. Actually what he said was, “Dick’s a half full glass thinker.” But we know what he meant. Y’know normally I disagree with President Bush on just about everything –at least, when I can decipher what the incoherent baboon is trying to say.

But I had to agree with him during a recent interview with Jaun Williams. Juan asked Dubya about the upcoming non-binding resolution against the increasing of troop numbers in Iraq. George actually made an interesting comment. (more…)

Atomic Robo and EC Comics

Friday, January 19th, 2007

New art posted in several of the galleries. I’ll let you figure out which ones.

ATOMIC ROBO #3 is done and I’m wrapping up pencils for ATOMIC ROBO #4 as we speak. AR3 was a bitch and a half. Now I’m okay with one or two challenges a month; they’re good. They help me grow as an artists. But it seemed like NOTHING was easy in AR3. A lot of that comes down to experience –specifically my lack thereof. (more…)

White Christmas, My Ass!

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

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God I miss electricity! The lights went out at 6:30am and haven’t come back.

Dorinda woke me in the predawn light to shine a giant SCUBA light in my face -so that I could find my way downstairs in two hours when I woke up. Thanks babe. Luv you.

For two days now we’ve had intermittent power thanks very much to an ice storm that moved through the area Sunday night.

But the Juice has been cut off all day and there are no lights, heat, internet, or coffee in my house today. This sucks.

I was thinking that I might actually get a few days off this month –my first since starting this freelance art nonsense. Being forced to take time off by Nature is *not* what I had in mind. . .

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“Computer, Oh Computer?”

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

Insert fake Scotish accent here:

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You ever notice how Mac and PC users have this strange mutual contempt and loathing for one another? I own a little bit of both and I can’t decide which manufacturer blows chunks harder.

Sometimes when I turn my Inspiron on in the morning the screen is upside down, and and the mouse controls are turned 90 degrees to the right, so that up is left, left is down, etc. And its all upsidedown.

It takes a little while for me to figure out this is not a vision brought on by low levels of caffeine in my blood system, but in fact, a real problem. Luckily this happens often enough that I can literally fix it with my eyes closed. (more…)

Let The Lame Duck Presidency Begin

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

Hey all, hope you had a good whatever it is you celebrate. 2007 if officially here -just a little bit closer to the ‘08 elections. I’d be all jazzed about getting rid of that retarded monkey in the White House if I could tell the difference between the two political parties anymore. I know that’s a little cynical, but if you worked from home, and watched political documentaries all day long like I do, you’d have no faith in the country anymore either. Trust me. (more…)